A doctor, a car salesman, and a lawyer died and went to heaven. When they came to the pearly gates, God stopped them and said, "You have to answer one question before I let you in."

So he asked the doctor, "What was the name of the famous ship that sunk in 1913?"

The doctor replied, "That's easy; it was the Titanic!"

"Well done," God said. "You may enter."

He asked the car salesman, "How many died in that tragedy?"

He thought for a second and said, "1500!"

"Well done!" God said, "You may enter."

Last, he looked at the lawyer and said, "Name them."